Before we get started I want to preface by saying that I’m a happily married woman. Bret, however, has affected my workouts so profoundly and in such a positive way, that I have developed a deep affection for this man, despite never having actually met him.
So you realize I’m pretty freaking excited to share this final assessment on my assets with you. Since October I’ve been really targeting the hind-end landscape, and there is a LOT more relief on that topographical map these days, thanks to Bret Contreras, the Glute
Guy God and my squishy blue square.
The squishy blue square is a new investment that I made specifically to fulfill the needs of this program (and to keep the gym nazis outta my space because they didn’t like the way I was using theirs). It’s a lovely piece of equipment, which I will treasure forever. And it’s MINE. See? It even has my name on it! You may need to do this too because some of the moves are not conventional, nor is typical gym equipment. Furthermore you, may solicit funny looks, snarky comments or out-and-out warnings from gym officials when attempting to hip thrust heavy weight. DO NOT let that deter you from doing WHAT WORKS, kind readers.
And Now for the Progress
As mentioned previously, I’ve been exclusively using the Strong Curves program to lift and shape my bum, and I’m happy to report that it really works – even for ahem mature chicks like me! I feel compelled to let you know that the 12 weeks were completed over a month ago, and I apologize for the late update, but life has been a little crazy as of late. Good crazy, though, so all is bueno.
I was only looking to target my lower body for this experiment, so I used the Gorgeous Glutes portion of the program, created for just that purpose. My upper body workouts pretty much stayed the same, with a few tweaks to accommodate the 3x/week glute work. Since we last spoke on this topic things were looking good, but I feel like even more progress was made since that time, and I’ve got the pics to prove it!
Exhibit A: The Right Side My original ‘before’ photo for this series was taken on the right side for good reason. The right side of my lower body is flabbier than the other side. I know body parts are nature’s creation and not everything in nature is exactly symmetrical. However, it’s been a bone of contention within my psyche for some time, and I figured THIS is where the upholstery meets the road for this challenge. If I can get some improvement with this nonconformist plane of my body, then anyone can!
Exhibit B: The Left Side And now for some good fun. I love my left side. I really do. And I feel like my left side truly reciprocates that love so I had to amp things up a bit for these pics. Big-time improvement here, and just for emphasis, I donned a lighter colored suit and offered up the BAM shot. 🙂
Exhibit C: The Rear View I can’t say I’m as excited about this side as I am the others, but then again, I wasn’t looking to target this angle as much. With less body fat ALL the angles would surely improve, but a girl’s gotta live.
The Bottom Line Yes. It works. If you are committed, follow directions, aren’t afraid of the gym nazis and eat to fuel your body, this really honestly works. And you don’t even need a gym to get started. If you’re nervous about glute bridges or hip thrusts I would highly suggest that you get your form down solidly at home with just your body weight. The book conveniently builds this beginning phase into the program. Once you gain confidence, then you can progress to adding weight plates and eventually barbells (or small vehicles).
Once you do, you’ll be a novelty, I assure you. I’ve literally had guys boldly approach and caution me to ‘be careful’ as I’m loading the 45lb plates onto the bar. I appreciate the concern, gents, but I’m really OK. I do feel tough thrusting those bad boys, though, and it’s not why you might think. My ultimate goal achievement of 45lb on each side allows me to GET UNDER the bar by myself. The 45 plates on end are tall enough to provide ample clearance under the bar. Up until that point, the Lobster was having to set the barbell in my lap. I love my dutiful spouse (and his butt is looking great too by the way), but I feel much more like myself (independent) being able to do these unassisted.
Forever Changed With me personally there is obviously room for improvement. I would LOVE to get my hands on an entire month (and I’m sure you would too) without trips, holidays, illnesses, kids’ illnesses, extra curricular job duties, fill in the blank. This would allow me a solid stretch of training and eating with absolute focus and ferocity.
Will I ever look like the bikini competitors featured on Bret’s site? Probably not, because for this season of my life, that time for myself will always be fleeting. But with this program I believe that I could, and I won’t stop trying because my lower body workouts are forever changed. F O R E V E R. This program works for me on all levels and my previously achy hips and newly minted confidence love me for that.
Free Information If you still haven’t bought the book, and you SHOULD, then download this FREE 46-page sample of Strong Curves and be sure to subscribe to Bret’s Facebook page. He’s a wealth of generous knowledge, for which I will be forever grateful.
♥ THANK YOU BRET ♥
How’s your gluting going?
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